so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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