so that wasnt chicken after all
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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