puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
ugly people sure do ruin things
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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