i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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