I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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