S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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