"it" just moved
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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