yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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