Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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