booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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