My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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