out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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