Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
nutella sex= disaster
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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