Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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