when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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