So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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