the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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