This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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