Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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