We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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