ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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