he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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