oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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