I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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