it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
