This girl is more easily done than said...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize