he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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