I think I died a long time ago.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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