Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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