I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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