I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
