not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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