real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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