i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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