How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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