Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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