Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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