Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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