So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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