is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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