By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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