bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
