The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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