You can't special order awesome
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If I die, sorry about rent.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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