let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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