Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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