only if we run a train.
done.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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