your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
