And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize