Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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