Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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