I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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