try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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