I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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