So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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