I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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